SVBTLE Just Jumped The Shark

Well, that’s it folks… Fonzie is strapping on his waterskis, and Richie Cunningham is revving the speedboat engine. SVBTLE must be determined to jump the shark because they just invited me to their exclusive “magazine.”

Haven’t they seen my first (and currently only) post on Medium?
Haven’t they seen me troll and torment One Direction fans on Twitter?
Are they unfamiliar with my novelty Twitter account @TeenGirlNWord?

I can only assume that SVBTLE saw that I produced some movies and invested in some companies, and they think this makes me legitimate. I am not legitimate. I am the ramp that’s going to rocket SVBTLE over the stock footage shark.

Welcome to my new blog.


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What he should have written

Dustin Curtis is the proprietor of Svbtle, the “magazine” I’m swiftly propelling over a long-bodied marine fish. One of the benefits of running your own online magazine is that you can stick whatever you want on the front page. And in... Continue →